00:00 - 00:03 | The patch notes for the TTK test are in |
00:04 - 00:05 | it says "maximum damage is now lower for most weapons" |
00:05 - 00:07 | and "it will take on average one more bullet to kill" |
00:08 - 00:12 | they claim their "game data" indicates TTK as a reason for low player retention |
00:12 - 00:15 | and by allowing "casual players" to survive longer will ensure "everyone has a great time" that they come back to. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about all the issues discovered by the community post launch? |
00:19 - 00:21 | like retroactive company coin? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
00:27 - 00:28 | They |
00:31 - 00:33 | They haven't touched anything but TTK here |
00:34 - 00:36 | other issues remain in game and DICE have gone radio silent. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in this room who hill humps, sits in spawn with armor, or skip revives on principle - get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | THEY CHANGED TTK?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | NOTHING BUT TTK YOU SAY?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I CANT VAULT OVER PEBBLES, OR RUN THROUGH BUSHES HALF THE TIME |
01:25 - 01:28 | BUT APPARENTLY FUCK US ALL IF WE KILL SOMEONE WITH ANY LESS THAN HALF A MAG |
01:29 - 01:31 | I don't even PLAY medic and it makes me want to uninstall |
01:31 - 01:34 | 8 bodyshots from our beautiful MP40s |
01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't know the UNTOLD SIDE OF WW2 |
01:37 - 01:40 | WAS THAT IT WAS FOUGHT WITH NERF GUNS |
01:40 - 01:42 | I think the idea is that the TTK is a competitive disadv- |
01:42 - 01:46 | ITS NOT A COMPETITIVE GAME, K/D DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING |
01:46 - 01:48 | New players are being thrown into meatgrinders! |
01:48 - 01:52 | THATS WHAT A BOOTCAMP GAME MODE IS FOR |
01:53 - 01:54 | YOU DONT SCREW OVER YOUR CORE COMMUNITY |
01:56 - 01:57 | JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING MORE |
01:57 - 02:00 | POOR SAPS TO SELL MICROTRANSACTIONS TO. |
02:00 - 02:03 | THE SUOMI HEALS ENEMIES NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE |
02:04 - 02:08 | SANITÄTERS ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS BECAUSE OF THIS |
02:08 - 02:13 | PICKING A PLANE IS A COMMITMENT TO BEING AFK FOR 3 MINUTES PER BOMB |
02:14 - 02:16 | BECAUSE OF THE ASTRONOMICAL RELOAD TIMES |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIT REGISTRATION AND DETECTION |
02:27 - 02:29 | ...someone actually thought Conquest Assault belonged in Grand Ops... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ...someone thought a "deluxe edition" meant 2 crappy skins and duplicate clothes |
02:34 - 02:36 | Our own Fallschirmjäger are jumping out of C-47 Skytrains full of British Commandos |
02:41 - 02:42 | How did we get here? |
02:43 - 02:47 | bipods worked reliably for the first time in a Battlefield title in BF1 |
02:48 - 02:53 | and now I have an existential crisis every time I get set up! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Do I want my bipod out? Or don't I? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Turns out I'd rather stand up and get shot for no reason |
03:00 - 03:02 | Bonus points if it's a 1 frame death that was "fixed" |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they left the Drilling alone |
03:14 - 03:16 | They lowered the IQ requirement for Panzerfausts... |
03:19 - 03:23 | by 80 points. You don't even have to aim anymore. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Who are they making games for? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Oh yeah, I've been level 50 since the end of November |
03:46 - 03:49 | and I still haven't gotten any compensation. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I should've never left my Hellriegel. |