00:00 - 00:03 | According to the career manager |
00:04 - 00:05 | There are a few operational postings |
00:05 - 00:07 | The majority of the postings are in Ottawa |
00:08 - 00:12 | at DGAEPM, PMO's and Shirley's Bay |
00:12 - 00:15 | where there is free parking apparently! |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, I'm sure I'm going to get my first choice! |
00:19 - 00:21 | DG Space |
00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
00:27 - 00:28 | You've been... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You've been selected to go to Ottawa! |
00:34 - 00:36 | DG Space didn't want you... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone can leave, Pauley, Ryall, Bains...stay. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me ? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Are you F*CKING kidding me? |
01:18 - 01:23 | First we pay $600 for rations and now this! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I have already leased a place there... |
01:29 - 01:31 | how am I supposed to get out of the lease! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I was told i would definitely be posted there |
01:34 - 01:37 | now you're telling me I'm going to Ottawa |
01:37 - 01:40 | to work at Shirley's Bay of all places! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But there is free parking... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't need parking, I take public transportation |
01:46 - 01:48 | OC Transpo is not very reliable... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I guess i'll find out won't I.... |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'm buying a PRIUS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I would buy a Tesla but that new Premier |
01:57 - 02:00 | took away the rebate, now I have to buy a Toyota |
02:00 - 02:03 | me driving a f*cking Toyota! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are there even any chargers in Ottawa? |
02:08 - 02:13 | What's the traffic there like... |
02:14 - 02:16 | I can't stand traffic! It drives me insane! |
02:17 - 02:21 | So who got selected to go to DG Space instead of ME? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I was the most qualified candidate |
02:30 - 02:34 | I did my degree in Space...Space Systems Design |
02:34 - 02:36 | but what use is that anymore... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Shirley's Bay... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Programming software packages for upgrading those funny Auroras |
02:48 - 02:53 | and working on 50 year old Australian F18s |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe if we bought the new F35 |
02:56 - 02:59 | After we had paid $500M for those F35s |
03:00 - 03:02 | even the Japanese bought some! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you're going to Comox! |
03:14 - 03:16 | How about you guys ? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Did we all get posted to Ottawa together? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Huh ? |
03:31 - 03:33 | or did you guys get DG Space? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can do a post grad, CAFJODS, and AFODS... |
03:46 - 03:49 | be advance promoted to Captain! |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll be okay guys. |