| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I walk over to Peter's apartment and knock on his door |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He let's me in, we start to chat over some brews |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I ask him how his love life is going. Being in NYC and all. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He pauses. Then he says "it's been really dry dude. Like 12 months" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | 12 motherfucking months! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | a full year! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 365 days! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And he claims he was too drunk to remember the last time either |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He's 5'6 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and the best part is he sends awful drunk texts every weekend to his entire contact list. Every girl. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And week after week, not one girl responds to his texts or calls |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | No matter what that little man does. He just can't get laid! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He tried to get with his ex |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | But she was banging his best friends instead! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And he claims its cause he works too much! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Not because hes 5'6 |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | A full year! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Not one nut! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He might never get laid again! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm even embarrassed to go out with him now. He can't talk to girls |
