| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You'll need to get up early... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And get on a bus to Lakeside |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's so many shops |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And, the sales are on |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me get this right |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You want me to go shopping...? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, it will be fun |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lots of walking... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | At least 15,000 steps... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jenni won't stand a chance |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone go except Dave, Toby, Joe and Oliver |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you completely mad! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I asked for a plan to beat my sister |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She'll wipe the floor with me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | she can do 15,000 steps sleepwalking! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even my mum can beat that! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For God's sake! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm surrounded by idiots! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want bionic implants! Job done! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we don't have the technology |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me excuses!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we don't have the money for bionics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that rubbish - we have ISAs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have shares in Champneys |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have shares in Gordons |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sell them all! Sell them now! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want bionic legs! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want to do 25,000 steps a day without breaking into a sweat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want to be first! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm fed up coming second and third |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It ends now! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Sue Johnson beat me last week |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want a Fitbit badge that says I am a winner |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A super sonic walker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Should I give up on my dream? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't think so! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You will rebuild me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am the leader |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Don't you forget it! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will be obeyed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Sue, you're safe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I face her...? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That smug look on her face |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Those Tweets... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Those Facebook posts... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I only did 4,500 steps yesterday |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Sue did 7,000 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My mum did nearly 10,000 |
