00:00 - 00:03 | Prime Minister |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Whips have reported back |
00:05 - 00:07 | Our MPs in the South have left us |
00:08 - 00:12 | And the DUP too |
00:12 - 00:15 | We're losing support everywhere |
00:17 - 00:19 | Nothing has changed |
00:19 - 00:21 | Nothing at all. Nothing |
00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister ... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We |
00:31 - 00:33 | We can not win this vote |
00:34 - 00:36 | Its all over |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out bar Phil, Amber and Barwell |
01:13 - 01:15 | You told me we were going to win |
01:15 - 01:17 | Ive been kissing European arse for 2 years |
01:18 - 01:23 | I had dinner for two with Junker |
01:25 - 01:28 | He made me pay |
01:29 - 01:31 | Then blocked me on twitter |
01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking David Davies told me it would be easy |
01:34 - 01:37 | Liam Fox said a walk in the park |
01:37 - 01:40 | I didnt even want Brexit - that bastard Boris did this |
01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister - it's the will of the people |
01:42 - 01:46 | Boris and Gove toured the country in that fucking bus |
01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister - Brexit means Brexit |
01:48 - 01:52 | A deal - they said they wanted a deal |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's the only deal we can get |
01:56 - 01:57 | I've sucked up to every tin pot leader in Europe for this |
01:57 - 02:00 | Nick and Fi told me what to do |
02:00 - 02:03 | Like when they told me to call that fucking snap election |
02:04 - 02:08 | And now we're fucked - totally fucked |
02:08 - 02:13 | My own MPs have stabbed me in the back |
02:14 - 02:16 | I wish that bastard Cameron was still in charge |
02:17 - 02:21 | Carry on..Corbyn will be soon. He loves Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | How did it come to this? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I did everything those bastards wanted. Everything |
02:34 - 02:36 | I even brought Gove back |
02:41 - 02:42 | The ERG |
02:43 - 02:47 | Who did the hell do they think they are |
02:48 - 02:53 | Rees Mogg - I even joined his Whatsapp group |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm never speaking to him again |
02:56 - 02:59 | Cancel his Christmas card |
03:00 - 03:02 | Cancel all the Christmas cards |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK - Brexit means Brexit |
03:14 - 03:16 | What about Norway plus? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Labour will help me out |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'll call Seamus |
03:31 - 03:33 | The deal is dead |
03:40 - 03:46 | We can offer Labour a deal |
03:46 - 03:49 | Government of National Unity |
03:53 - 03:56 | Diane Abbott can be Chancellor |