00:00 - 00:03 | Just to confirm the plan for Saturday gentleman. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Starting con club 11am sharp |
00:05 - 00:07 | Then taxi from here to here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Usual positions. Chris up front and Dan in back sandwiched by John and Paul |
00:12 - 00:15 | Then short walk from taxi to fanfest. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What is the dress code? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Surely it has to be this seasons shirts? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | John |
00:31 - 00:33 | John cant find an Argyle shirt to fit him. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They only go up to an XL |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those fucking idiots who actually pay to watch Plymouth Argyle, leave the room now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | That is unacceptable |
01:15 - 01:17 | Surely someone must sell a fucking XXL |
01:18 - 01:23 | He turns up in that fucking old Argyle shirt every week to fanfest. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Its fucking embarrassing. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Does he like embarrassing people. |
01:31 - 01:34 | He drives a fucking Rover 75. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Surely thats embarrassing enough |
01:37 - 01:40 | Then offers Paul and Chris a lift in it. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Yes but they both wore balaclavas. |
01:42 - 01:46 | They should have worn two in case one fell off. |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, thats why they go by taxi now. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How long does he plan to drive around in that heap of shite? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Scrap the fucking thing |
01:56 - 01:57 | As for the shirt, |
01:57 - 02:00 | This needs to be addressed immediately. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Fail to prepare then prepare to fail. |
02:04 - 02:08 | He must of known they dont do his size off the shelf. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Now he walks around like a bag of shit whilst Chris sports the new one. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I could do without all this |
02:17 - 02:21 | How come Chris gets all the latest Argyle gear and he cant even be bothered. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Calls himself an Argyle fan |
02:30 - 02:34 | He cant even be bothered to travel to away games. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Chris hardly ever misses an away game. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Thats a true fan |
02:43 - 02:47 | All he wants to do is turn up to all the home games wearing that fucking shirt. |
02:48 - 02:53 | How many times have you seen him at an away game with Chris. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Thinks he can pick and choose his games. |
02:56 - 02:59 | You dont see Chris picking and choosing his games. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Hes a true season ticket holder |
03:04 - 03:07 | Why are you crying? Has John offered you a lift home? |
03:14 - 03:16 | I understand why Paul cant make some games |
03:19 - 03:23 | Someone has to keep us safe and protect the city. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Hes a good lad. |
03:31 - 03:33 | As for young Dan |
03:40 - 03:46 | Why does he never settled his bets before he gets on the Southway bus to go home. |
03:46 - 03:49 | He only has to embarrass himself the next time |
03:53 - 03:56 | Giving Paul his winnings |