| 00:00 - 00:03 | Prime Minister Trudeau...Alberta is Pissed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They Are Looking To Build A Pipeline |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From The West To The East |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And They Have Found Out |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You Are An Anti-Pipeline Advocate And They Think Your're An Idiot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All Of Western Canada, Or Just Alberta? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Thinks I'm An Idiot? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister Trudeau |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | DUHHHH |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's Pretty Much Everyone That Works For A Living |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In Western Canada, All Of Them! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone That Isn't Notley, Legault, Morneau Leave Now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How Did They Know? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I Was A Good Drama Teacher |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've Been Fooling People My Whole Life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yes I'm An Idiot, But Don't Want Everyone To Know |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I Danced For The People In INDIA!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I Paid A Terrorist 10.5 Million Dollars |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And The Vets Are Asking For More Than We Can Give |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don't They Know That I Want To Help PEOPLE KIND? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Trudeau, When You Open Your Mouth There's Stupidity! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I Don't Care! Alberta Is Not Quebec! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alberta Found Out You Think Construction Workers Are Sex Offenders! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I Don't Care! I Changed The Canadian Anthem To Piss Them Off |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I Brought The Fake Carbon Tax |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So I Can Look Better On The World Stage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I Will Increase Quebec's Equalization by 1.4 Billion! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So They Can Continue To Have A Surplus! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | While We Put The Alberta In The Poor House! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Western Canada Must Always Pay For Them! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And How Come Trump Hates Me To? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I Sat In a Room With Him And Smelled His Farts! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I Agree With Every Tariff That Man Sets... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And He Still Treats Me Like I'm A Moron... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I Was A Snowboarder |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And a Champion Groper Of Reporters |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I Legalized Weed, Even Though I Had No Way To Manage It In The Workplace! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We Should Always Be Worried About Ontario Too! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sure Alberta has lost 160,000 jobs... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But the GM Plant and 3000 jobs is worse! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The GM President Thinks I'm A Moron Too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry Justin Will Pay Off The Media |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And The UPC Party Keeps Calling Me On My Idiocies |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My Canadian Daddy Didn't Leave Me A Trust Fund For Nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I Will Fulfill His Dream... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Alienate Alberta, Break Them... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Continue To Kick Them When They Are Down |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No Pipelines...No Pipelines |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I Just Wanted To Make My Cuba Daddy Proud... |
