| 00:00 - 00:03 | sir we picked up your van from the shoppe today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it broke down |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | right in this area here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we tried to assess the problem on the spot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but had to drive further for a safer spot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok and so its better now |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you fixed it right? it is fixed... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhhhhh not exactly sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | sir it appears the work was never done |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | your right rear axle broke clean off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everbody out of this room except for the idiots who look after my van |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THATS MY VAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND I WANT MY F*CKIN VAN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FOUR WEEKS AND NO WORK HAS BEEN DONE? ILL HAVE HIS NUTS FOR BREAKFAST |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MY VAN AND I WANT IT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW ITS BROKEN. REALLY BROKEN. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU MONKEYS DID THIS TO ME. HOW MUCH MORE TIME? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW MUCH MORE MONEY? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SIR IT WASNT OUR FAULT. WE DID OUR BEST! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOUR BEST? YOURE LIKE MONKEYS TRYING TO HUMP A FOOTBALL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR THATS NOT FAIR. APPLE PIES MAYBE. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU THINK THATS FUNNY? YOU THINK IM AMUSED? F*CK YOU! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IMBECILS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WILL FINISH THIS VAN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WITH YOU OR WITHOUT YOU DEGENERATE EXCUSES FOR CREW CHIEFS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU THINK YOURE JUST SOO SMART AND CLEVER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH INCOMPETENCE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHY DO I EVEN GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ALL I DO IS DREAM OF THIS VAN. OF CRUISING THE STREETS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND YOU BREAK AN AXLE BECAUSE YOU WANTED A BETTER SPOT TO STOP? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | JIMMINY CRICKETS ! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ANY IDEA HOW YOU THINK THIS MAKES ME FEEL? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I NEED MY VAN TO FEEL STRONG |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I WANT MY VAN. I WILL HAVE MY VAN. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | F*CK YOU ALL. F*CK THAT MECHANIC. F*CK FORD. F*CK ME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | UNBELIEVABLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DUMB KOFFS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ALL MY LIFE I WANTED TO BE COOL |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND GET LAID BY CHICKS WITH BIG TITS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | AND YOURE NOT GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | F*CK ME |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | IM NEVER GOING TO GET IT BACK |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | IM NEVER GOING TO BE COOL |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | IVE TRIED SO HARD |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | IF ITS NOT BACK SOON |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | DONT MAKE ANY FUTURE PLANS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I MEAN IT |
