| 00:00 - 00:03 | You'll be aware, the annual party has been organised for 20th December |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...here at Tetleys.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ....and here is the location of the Tesco Superstore |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We assumed there world be no problem.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ....in securing a delivery of food directly to the venue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not too far away then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything is in order? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says we have missed our Christmas slot. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There will be no delivery. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those with Tesco club cards leave the room. Keitel, Yodle, Kripps remain here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A TOTAL OUTRAGE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL YEAR!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:21 | ITS A PISSUP IN A BREWERY for fecks sake!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have sorted it myself..... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ....and I would have bagged the club card points.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and got that 60 inch smart telly I've been after. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But its ruined!! All ruined!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | All is not lost....we could try Click and Collect? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What's the point? We haven't got a big enough van!! We sold it last month!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we could try Icelands frozen stuff? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're kidding me, right? Their buffet food sucks! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not fit for dogs! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wouldn't touch their pork pies... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nasty buggers. Last time I ate one... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...I puked for the Fatherland! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean, whoever heard of frozen pork pies? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Surely its just asking for trouble if they're not thawed properly? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then they get left in the warm! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mention frozen food again! I'll have you removed from the invitation list and shot! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I won't get to be Father Christmas this year. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its so unfair It was my turn! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Himmler did last year and was crap. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And another thing..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet I spent more than the rest of you on a secret santa gift. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where can you find anything decent for a fiver? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Whose bright idea was that? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But don't tell me - you all managed to find great presents. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When have I got the time to nip out and find anything? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sorry love, that was my idea. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The worst really has come to the worst. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I honestly can't believe I'm about to say this as Fuhrer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's off. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The party is cancelled. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In my wildest dreams I didn't ever think it would come to this..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but desperate times mean desperate measures. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wetherspoons it is. |
