| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir our scouts spotted Ben Walke |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Leaving EA Cologne carrying a black suitcase |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He ran all the way towards Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our scouts tried following him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But they lost him somewhere around here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should redouble our efforts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm pretty sure we will find him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ben Walke... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ben Walke boarded a airplane and left Germany |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The airport's security allowed him to leave |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever doesn't hear his name must leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DID THE SECURITY LET HIM LEAVE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY WERE UNDER STRICT ORDERS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we will never know his true plans |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE ESCAPED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN THE SS COULDN'T STOP HIM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND USELESS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU CAN'T TRACK DOWN A SINGLE MAN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he was running too fast |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THERE ARE NO EXCUSES,WE HAVE MOTORCYCLES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir,why did we need to catch him anyway? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | TO PREVENT ANOTHER CRASHED SPEEDER INCIDENT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOW HE IS DENYING CLONE COMMANDOS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First the Droidekas |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then Clone Commandos |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And who knows ? Maybe he will even deny Jango as well! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm sick of all the rumors and the whining |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY CLAIM THEY ARE CHECKED BY DISNEY AND THEN PROCEED RELEASING INCORRECT SKINS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW HARD IS IT TO CONFIRM SOMETHING ? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF THEY WERE CHECKED BY STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then there's Dennis Brännvall |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Spreading hope and broken dreams everywhere |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If only he could deliver what he said he would |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | GOD DAMN |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | EVEN SOME_INFO AND UNINSPIRED ZEBRA LEFT US |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NOW WE DON'T KNOW DICE'S FUTURE PLANS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If we had caught Ben |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If only we had caught Ben |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We would know everything about future content |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry,you will see him again soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didn't forget that blue freak |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The one cosplaying as Thrawn |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shame |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The leakers are gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now we are stuck with Follow The Damn Train CJ jokes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The scouts will be punished for their incompetence |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's a shame really |
