| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Kickstarter hit all of its funding goals. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Handler's Guide, the Agent's Handbook |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about seventy four scenarios, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a keeper's screen, a complete set of PDFs, an aknowledgement in the main book, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and an ultra secret cool handshake involving four fingers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And I take it that we will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get the products first, as we paid for them first. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bredren... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they will go on sale |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | in every game shop in the country |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | before you even get a sniff of the cover. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who play Seventh Sea, Spelljammer, Jorune, Gurps, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We paid for them FIRST! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We could have gone to a strip club instead! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Four sexy, tattooed, dancing ladies, grinding on my porcelain leg! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I sold my first edition of Talisman for this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We were promised the goods in 2016 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | two years before that world cup |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | where we were promised football would come home |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | by a man in a natty waistcoat who missed a famous penalty |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude, there was a lot of pressure on Gareth- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could have scored that penalty! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mate, what does this have to do with Delta Green? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | EVERYTHING IS TO DO WITH DELTA GREEN. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They blocked me on Twitter! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just because I had the gall to ask |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for something that I was promised |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and paid actual cash money for. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are there no trading standards that can be applied |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to international bullshit merchants who lie and cheat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and probably drink pumpkin lattes. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But not normal ones, these are brewed from the tears of their backers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may eventually get the screen. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What will I do with just that? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Run a game of Steve Jackson's Sorcery? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I forgot what I even ordered. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And normally I would like the surprise of having parcels appear at my door |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but this time I know I'm getting absolutely nothing. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't even know if it's seventh edition. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can they ship hardbacks without sending out PDFs? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did they draw each one by hand, blud? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I still have a copy of Over The Edge somewhere. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And yet I still use Kickstarter. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I ordered some game about a gnome that runs a brothel in Harlem. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's arse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My account... is my doom. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I did see this great bundle of vintage game books based on Steven Seagal's career as a deputy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm gonna fund the shit out of that beatch. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No regrets. |
