00:00 - 00:03 | Harry: We have intelligence on the location of Samantha Turner |
00:04 - 00:05 | She was seen getting in her car |
00:05 - 00:07 | Heading to Bristol Airport |
00:08 - 00:12 | Before leaving on a holiday |
00:12 - 00:15 | We expect her back in a week |
00:17 - 00:19 | Josh: I'll pick her up |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll get back together |
00:24 - 00:26 | Harry: Josh.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sam has.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Chris: Sam has gone on holiday with Jaimie Wedmore and they're in love |
00:34 - 00:36 | They've been posting romantic pictures on Instagram |
00:53 - 00:58 | Josh: Anyone who thinks I look like Dobby, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was the perfect boyfriend |
01:18 - 01:23 | I shagged her like it was my job |
01:25 - 01:28 | And let her shag me too |
01:29 - 01:31 | I couldn't walk straight for a week |
01:31 - 01:34 | I bought her everything she wanted |
01:34 - 01:37 | I even payed for that fucking holiday |
01:37 - 01:40 | I gave her my fucking sock |
01:40 - 01:42 | Max: Maybe she wasn't happy |
01:42 - 01:46 | Josh: Not happy? I'm a fucking magical Elf |
01:46 - 01:48 | Max: She must of wanted a muggle |
01:48 - 01:52 | Josh: Next you'll be saying she's into paki's |
01:53 - 01:54 | Don't be so fucking stupid |
01:56 - 01:57 | No one likes Paki's idiot |
01:57 - 02:00 | What the fuck am i going to do now |
02:00 - 02:03 | I dropped out of Uni for this shit |
02:04 - 02:08 | I'll be working at Dunelm forever |
02:08 - 02:13 | Selling high quality pillows and quilt covers |
02:14 - 02:16 | I thought she loved me |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'll have to masterbate more than Chris |
02:27 - 02:29 | That's not healthy |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'll have to go to Vision to meet new girls |
02:34 - 02:36 | They will see how sexy I am |
02:41 - 02:42 | There is one other option |
02:43 - 02:47 | It will make Sam so jealous that she will have to take me back and admit she made a huge mistake |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will seduce Abi Lawrence, James' sister it will tear him apart |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'll get her a job with me so I can get close to her |
02:56 - 02:59 | Then invite her to Vision for the best night of her life |
03:00 - 03:02 | No one can turn down 2 for 1 Jager Bombs |
03:04 - 03:07 | James Lawrence: It's okay Abi, i'll pay your entry |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll be together forever |
03:19 - 03:23 | We'll be the power couple of Vision dance floor |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'll learn orange justice from Chris |
03:31 - 03:33 | And go to the gym with Max |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be eating steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner |
03:46 - 03:49 | Me and Max will shower together and wash each other |
03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully shag too |