| 00:00 - 00:04 | Boyar! Boyar! Boyar! Boyar! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Get down from there! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We need to establish a monarchy! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Don't worry it is I, Peter the Great |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I will westernize Russia and make it better |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How will you do that? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will travel west |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | YEET |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | *Crashes in Russian* |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | *Streltsi Rebel* |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have beards, execute them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This will fix Russia! |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | Sadly that did not fix Russia |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | How about increased taxes and education? |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | No that's a terrible idea |
| 01:25 - 01:26 | I have a better idea |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What's your idea? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let's tax and educate our people! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BE FREE BOYARS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | *Falls in Russian* |
| 01:45 - 01:48 | We have acquired a monarchy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Boyars! Go be noble! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | *Proceeds to be noble* |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | WE HAVE WESTERNIZED RUSSIA! |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | What will you do now? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Go home, kill bearded men |
