| 00:04 - 00:05 | *panic* |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Oh God he's coming |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hail Emperor Peter |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | *monch* |
| 00:26 - 00:32 | What's going on ? Why was there a rebellion? |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Well you were gone and the Streltsi |
| 00:35 - 00:35 | The damn Streltsi |
| 00:36 - 00:47 | Yes. These are the people responsible for the rebellion. |
| 00:48 - 00:55 | I'm going to execute them all |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | But they're your own army |
| 01:00 - 01:06 | AH yes yes |
| 01:06 - 01:10 | my own army |
| 01:10 - 01:15 | That means they are all guilty of treason |
| 01:15 - 01:23 | and I am going to make an example of them using their dead corpses |
| 01:22 - 01:27 | Your sister was a big part of this too |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | Yeah it's not just our fault |
| 01:30 - 01:45 | It doesn't matter I'll just send her to a convent to become one with Jesus |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Your son is here too |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | Shut up all I wanted to do was modernize Russia, and you won't let me do that |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | So tell me, were you a part of this? |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | You're going to make me shave my beard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so yes |
| 02:00 - 02:08 | *deaded* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *crossed out* |
| 02:19 - 02:29 | Anyone else have facial hair |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | *clonk of bucket* |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | *pee pee noises* |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Russia will soon become modern |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | I promise you that |
| 02:47 - 02:53 | It is the only way we can survive |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and destroy the entire |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ottoman |
| 03:00 - 03:07 | Empire |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now behold, my plan to modernize Russia |
| 03:18 - 03:22 | First off, no more beards |
| 03:22 - 03:26 | and women need to hang out with men |
| 03:26 - 03:33 | and you need to start wearing Gucci |
| 03:33 - 03:46 | You have no other choice or you will be dead |
| 03:43 - 03:49 | YEAH LET'S GO CHIEF |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | *eughhh* |
| 04:06 - 04:15 | Oh god this AP test is not gonna go well |
| 04:15 - 04:16 | But first |
| 04:16 - 04:17 | *cough cough* |
| 04:20 - 04:21 | you there |
| 04:23 - 04:25 | Shave your beard |
| 04:25 - 04:27 | Woah woah woah. Your taking it too far Dad |
| 04:28 - 04:29 | Sit down Alexis |
| 04:33 - 04:37 | No this is stupid, why should I shave my beard |
| 04:38 - 04:41 | Your father would not like it at all |
| 04:42 - 04:46 | and he will put you in prison |
| 04:47 - 04:48 | But I will never get my beard as good as Olhava's if I cut it off |
| 04:51 - 04:53 | You know what |
| 04:54 - 04:55 | This is treason |
| 04:55 - 04:59 | You're such a dissapointment Alexis |
| 05:00 - 05:04 | If you don't mind, I have to execute some rebels |
| 05:06 - 05:09 | But first this man needs to shave |
| 05:11 - 05:13 | See he looks great, you're just stupid Alexis |
| 05:14 - 05:15 | *kills son* |
| 05:15 - 05:18 | Finally the steps to a modern Russia has begun |
