00:00 - 00:03 | Fantasy Football commissioner Goodell |
00:04 - 00:05 | Its time for the playoffs |
00:05 - 00:07 | We have decided who are in the top four |
00:08 - 00:12 | The records of the season are being calculated |
00:12 - 00:15 | and Keith is in 1st place |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes of course hes in first |
00:19 - 00:21 | He does his fuckin research |
00:24 - 00:26 | Roger Goodell |
00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Usurper is in top 4 |
00:34 - 00:36 | We don't understand how |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone besides Keith, G, and myself...get the fuck out |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen |
01:15 - 01:17 | He drafted like absolute shit |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now he really thinks he's the shit |
01:25 - 01:28 | Who drafts Phillip Rivers in the 2nd round |
01:29 - 01:31 | Arjun's team is 10x better than his |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look at his points for vs against |
01:34 - 01:37 | You fuckers let the biggest shittalker |
01:37 - 01:40 | Make us look like idiots |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Jordan and Dakota have been feeding him wins |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up, you scrub |
01:46 - 01:48 | We thought Seal Team 69 was worthy |
01:48 - 01:52 | Without Gurley he's absolute shit |
01:53 - 01:54 | Look at his other RB's |
01:56 - 01:57 | We thought Goff Syrup could |
01:57 - 02:00 | have a Cinderella season |
02:00 - 02:03 | But he drafted David Johnson 1st |
02:04 - 02:08 | And Devonta Freeman did nothing for him |
02:08 - 02:13 | Vegas Steve didnt even do the punishment |
02:14 - 02:16 | Which undermines our entire goddamn league |
02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck uses the word Usurper anyways |
02:27 - 02:29 | Probably some old man language |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want our league to mean something |
02:34 - 02:36 | Nobody makes trades |
02:41 - 02:42 | And Im the only one |
02:43 - 02:47 | who wants to play fantasty basketball |
02:48 - 02:53 | You bitches dont want to play |
02:54 - 02:56 | I have so much basketball knowledge |
02:56 - 02:59 | I can name where every player went to elementary school |
03:00 - 03:02 | You literally had 1 job |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its almost over, Steve |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess this is it then |
03:19 - 03:23 | Keith you better win |
03:25 - 03:26 | We may have to cheat |
03:31 - 03:33 | He can't win |
03:40 - 03:46 | I might drop Aaron Jones |
03:46 - 03:49 | Or DeAndre Hopkins |
03:53 - 03:56 | What a fag |