| 00:00 - 00:03 | Retreat attendance will be way up this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have 125 registrations to date |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So we started to plan out the room assignments |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The North, South, and East wings are full |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with NJ guys and newcomers |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | That's OK, Kevin S. and the others |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | will be fine in the Executive Wing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | To be fair... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To be fair we thought we should give |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | the Executive Wing to Dave Ramie and his guys |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | Everyone that isn't a committee member |
| 00:56 - 01:01 | go find me a RELIABLE bell ringer |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Executive Wing belongs to US!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It has ALWAYS belonged to US! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize what you have done to us? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | In your efforts to be FAIR |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you have FUCKED us ALL!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He is going to start introducing himself as KEVIN SS!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He will hand us over |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to those psychopaths: Cotter and Glen!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They haven't even submitted their registrations yet. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They ALWAYS attend... and NEVER interrupt my rants |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we'll just change the rooms as they check in. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you ever even tried to handle check-in? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | It is fucking chaos!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They ALL want special treatment!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If you try and wing it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they will eat you ALIVE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I am going to have to grow eyes in the back of my head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is going to take us out in our sleep |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ONE by FUCKING ONE |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | We may as well go to PAX right now |
| 02:19 - 02:24 | to find bearded sponsees that look like Stalin! |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | I can't believe that you thought this was a good idea |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have 30 years... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 30 years in this damn program |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to start all over because of YOU!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | After all this careful planning |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I dealt with the chaos of |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Moloney and the missing box |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Losing TWO BELLS and ALL the COINS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he knows where to get a cowbell... |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | I took over, thinking: It can't get any worse... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just buy a zipper-topped tote bag |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | with a monogram of "MT78" |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Even Nolan couldn't lose that one... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have carried a cowbell in my trunk for two years... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | just in case... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And it ends like this... |
