00:00 - 00:03 | On Friday you will meet with James' flatmates |
00:04 - 00:05 | It will be at the gamerbar |
00:05 - 00:07 | in Shepherd's Bush |
00:08 - 00:12 | There you will spread the good word of Kekistan |
00:12 - 00:15 | and have a chill session of Overwatch until the early hours of the morning |
00:17 - 00:19 | It should be easy to meet up |
00:19 - 00:21 | since they are coming from King's |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | They're... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They're not from King's they're from Sussex |
00:34 - 00:36 | This has been a long misunderstanding |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who were not aware of this deception leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking serious! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the actual fuck! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How long has this been going on |
01:25 - 01:28 | I can't even begin to comprehend |
01:29 - 01:31 | Did you gain an extra chromosome? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Such lies, deception deserve death by the SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | Why would you even lie about that |
01:37 - 01:40 | what's the fucking point? |
01:40 - 01:42 | He did mean to tell you |
01:42 - 01:46 | Then why the fuck didn't he? Is he retarded? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein führer, it just became too awkward to correct you |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well it's a lot more fucking awkward now |
01:53 - 01:54 | What the hell! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Everytime I asked about your uni |
01:57 - 02:00 | your halls and your flatmates |
02:00 - 02:03 | it was all a load of bollocks! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Why would you even make this up! |
02:08 - 02:13 | You think I give a fuck if you went to your second choice uni |
02:14 - 02:16 | I go to fucking Bristol UWE |
02:17 - 02:21 | Yet I manage to tell people without talking complete shit |
02:27 - 02:29 | All this time I could have come down |
02:30 - 02:34 | and met your woke flatmates |
02:34 - 02:36 | but instead you kept it vague |
02:41 - 02:42 | But now I know |
02:43 - 02:47 | now I understand what's been going on! |
02:48 - 02:53 | A big fucking farce |
02:54 - 02:56 | Was it really that hard to say |
02:56 - 02:59 | you literately live a mile from Bede's! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And travel on fucking Southern Rail! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Southern Rail is a lot better now |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have been betrayed |
03:19 - 03:23 | I guess meeting up wont happen on Friday |
03:25 - 03:26 | It is hopeless |
03:31 - 03:33 | I wont get to meet your flatmates |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think Southern Rail will stop me appearing at you uni |
03:46 - 03:49 | You are mistaken |
03:53 - 03:56 | Leave us |