| 00:11 - 00:15 | Hit or miss... |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | The Hapsburgs didn't miss, huh |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There was a woman... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Her name was Marie Theresa |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | She ruled over Hapsburg Austria with her THICC jawline from 1740 to 1780 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Although she was a woman |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She didn't stay in the kitchen |
| 00:37 - 00:44 | Instead she extended her control more completely over her domains, quite the difficult feat. |
| 01:07 - 01:14 | Prior to this, her father Charles VI passed the Pragmatic Sanction, which stated the the Hapsburg domains would be inherited by Maria. |
| 01:14 - 01:20 | This caused Fred the Great to invade Austria |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | However, those Hohenzollerns are trash |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | Maria stripped the regional diets of their administrative functions |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This created a centralized bureaucracy to control local affairs. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | German became the official language of administration throughout Austria |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And taxes were imposed on the nobility and clergy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maria Theresa was personally devout, |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but she established the state's control over the administration of the Roman Catholic Church |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then she skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | centralized |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | her |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | goverment |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | got |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | close |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | an |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | absolute |
| 02:22 - 02:29 | monarchy |
| 02:30 - 02:44 | YUHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
