| 00:00 - 00:02 | Since I took over as commish everyone loves the league |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Everyone loves it |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | You're a very pretty stripper |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | I'm not a stripper |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I'm asking about your fantasy league |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Fuck that stupid league |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | It's so much harder to fuck over my friends now |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Why do you want to fuck them over? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Because they're sheep and it's just so easy. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | All I do is play the Greek card and I have them in the palm of my hand |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | The worst thing to happen to this league |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Is the fucking WAIVER WIRE! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | What's the point of waking up early anymore. This league is horse shit. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Are you going to take off your clothes or what? It's a good song |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | I told you I'm not a stripper |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | I told you I'm not a stripper |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | You're a stripper? Can I bite you? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Even if I was a stripper I wouldn't dance for you |
