00:00 - 00:03 | Hi |
00:04 - 00:05 | You are Donald Trump |
00:05 - 00:07 | This is a map |
00:08 - 00:12 | It shows where places are |
00:12 - 00:15 | Can you say that? "Map" |
00:17 - 00:19 | Mop? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Mop Mop Mop Mop Mop |
00:24 - 00:26 | Umm, Donald Trump |
00:27 - 00:28 | That is correct |
00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, it's correct |
00:34 - 00:36 | We're symbolize the Republican Party |
00:53 - 00:58 | Yay! I'm so happy I was correct. What a time to be me, Donald Trump. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This mop is scary to me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I don't know these places! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I am Donald Trump! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And I get scared by things I don't know |
01:29 - 01:31 | Which is everything |
01:31 - 01:34 | Please take this scary piece of paper away from me |
01:34 - 01:37 | And bring a nice piece of paper |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or oooo I'll be so mad |
01:40 - 01:42 | I think I have a Denny's placemat |
01:42 - 01:46 | That maze is too hard |
01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry, I forgot you are very stupid |
01:48 - 01:52 | I know I am but what am I? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Oh no! I lost my pens |
01:56 - 01:57 | I miss them so much |
01:57 - 02:00 | I could write things on NICE paper with them |
02:00 - 02:03 | Like my name |
02:04 - 02:08 | Inside a heart |
02:08 - 02:13 | And it would look like someone had a crush on me |
02:14 - 02:16 | Can you believe it? |
02:17 - 02:21 | The most popular girl in school has a crush on me |
02:27 - 02:29 | So to summarize |
02:30 - 02:34 | Mop too scary |
02:34 - 02:36 | I miss my pens |
02:41 - 02:42 | I am Donald Trump |
02:43 - 02:47 | What are we talking about again? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I forgot |
02:54 - 02:56 | Was it that I think Jews are bad? |
02:56 - 02:59 | They're always so tricky |
03:00 - 03:02 | Like, for example, what's under those big hats? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he'll tire himself out soon, IVANKA TRUMP |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm sleepy |
03:19 - 03:23 | This meeting was very long |
03:25 - 03:26 | And I did such a good job |
03:31 - 03:33 | Can one of you tuck me into bed for my nap? |
03:40 - 03:46 | You know the nap I take in the middle of the day for 6 hours |
03:46 - 03:49 | And sit with me in case I have bad dreams |
03:53 - 03:56 | Like that dream I had in which I was president |