| 00:01 - 00:04 | WHITE MAFIA PRODUCTIONS PRESENT |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | A RECRUITMENT VIDEO |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | COOKS AND CATERERS WANTED! |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | PLEASE HELP US! |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | SING A LONG KIDDIES |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | BABY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | BABY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | BABY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. BABY CHEF |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | JENNY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | JENNY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | JENNY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. JENNY CHEF |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | KILLICK CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:47 - 00:48 | KILLICK CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | KILLICK CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. KILLICK CHEF. |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | PO CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:55 - 00:56 | PO CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | PO CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. PO CHEF |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | CHIEFY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | CHIEFY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:05 - 01:08 | CHIEFY CHEF DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. CHIEFY CHEF. |
| 01:09 - 01:11 | LET'S DRINK RUM DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:11 - 01:13 | LET'S DRINK RUM DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | LET'S DRINK RUM DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. LET'S DRINK RUM |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | REGGIES COME DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | REGGIES COME DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | REGGIES COME DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. REGGIES COME |
| 01:27 - 01:28 | UNDER PUN DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | UNDER PUN DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:32 - 01:35 | UNDER PUN DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. UNDER PUN |
| 01:36 - 01:38 | IT'S THE END DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | YOU BELLEND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | YOU BELLEND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO. YOU BELLEND. |
