| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was at work eating lunch, a normal day. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then this guy has the audacity to tell me |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | ...that the Stuarts didn't establish absolutism as well as |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | ...other families did. What family centralized power better? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So I asked him and he said... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | ...HAPSBURGS! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hapsburgs! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He thought the cousin lovers did better! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Idiot! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Oh no, Theresa please don't stab me with your incest chin!" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | When people were executed, they just... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | ...they just asked Charles V to nod yes. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | His chin would... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ...Just cut their heads clean off! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Don't even get me started on the Tudors! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They were even worse! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Tudors, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | All they accomplished was having the... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ...first ever person and country marriage! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | She was so lonely that she just decided to marry her job! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | She was that bad. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Guys would see her, they'd say, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "My God, get the priest... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ...I just... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | ...I just saw a ghost!" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Seriously, |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Charles... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | ...Charles I was known for centralizing power! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Tudors! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | *Gibberish* |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | *Hyena dies* |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | If Charles I was better in battle... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ...He would've taken all power in England! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The english wanted to take power from Liz before she even had any! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Women, right? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Women indeed! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | "Equal rights for all!" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I think I'm dying... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I guess the Hapsburgs just used their faces in battle. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So the Stuarts were the real deal? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh yeah, even Charles I's father centralized some power. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Charles' moustache was better than his fathers. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It was pretty cool... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | ...It curled. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They both were blessed with divine right. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That is why the Stuarts centralized power so well. |
