| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kick off at 2pm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Well be done by 4pm |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Quick shower, change |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A few jars in the bar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then well order a load of Ubers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why will we need Ubers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get a train straight to London Bridge |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Murph, we had a vote |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Like you asked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We voted to go Charcoal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not to Borough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who voted to go to Borough can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You cunts |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking bunch of cunts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spend all my week sorting the kit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Chasing round after you cunts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I update fucking Teamer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have to speak to the referees |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Including that old cunt Ken |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I organise the food |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But its always Sausage and Chips |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Vinny you cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But what about a lasagne? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We tried that before |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Our fat cunt of a keeper |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ate the entire lot |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Two whole fucking trays of the stuff |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But forget the fucking food |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I wanted this Christmas |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Was a nice drink up Borough Market |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With the rest of the trendy wannabes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A few in the Wheatsheaf |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then the Blue Maiden |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To watch Spiersy sing a few camp songs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ive picked a shirt out especially |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | With the top button done up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Proper Borough Market |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you fucking cunts want to stay in New Eltham |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | New fucking Eltham |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Charcoal in New fucking Eltham |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we wont go to Charcoal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can see it now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kev dressed like a Vengaboy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Phil in his Ben Sherman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck it, well go Charcoal |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So long as afterwards we |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pick up a KFC bucket |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then back to my house |
