| 00:00 - 00:05 | THE FFA ANNOUNCED THE A-LEAGUE WINNERS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | WHY THE DELAY HURRY UP |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | THE FANS AT SOUTH ARE PUTTING UP THE STREAMERS |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | SOME WHITE, SOME BLUE, SOME PINK FOR THE LGBT |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | THEN THE FFA ANNOUNCES THE WINNERS |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | THERE WAS NO SOUTH MELBOURNE |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | THEY HAD NO CHANCE |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | HOW MANY DIM SIMS WOULD THEY NEED TO SELL TO FUND THE BID |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ITS A BIT HARD WHEN THE CANTEEN CLOSES |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | BEFORE HALF TIME. THE BID WASNT VIABLE |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | THE FANS THEY WERE CELEBRATING LIKE IT WAS 1999 |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | THEY SHOULD OF CHECKED FIRST IF THEY HAD WON |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | THEY WERE ALREADY DOING THE MOONWALK IN CLARENDON ST |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | THE BID I WAS TOLD HAD SUBSTANCE |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | THE TEAM OF THE UNIVERSE |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | GIVE THEM CREDIT THOUGH |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY HAVE BEEN REJECTED |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | LIKE JOHN WEST ITS THE FISH WE KEEP ON REJECTING |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I FEEL BAD |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I FEEL REALLY REALLY BAD |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | THEIR SUPPORTERS DESERVE MORE |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | PERHAPS STATE LEAGUE 1 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | THEN THEY CAN GET PROMOTED |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | YEAR AFTER YEAR BACK INTO THE NPL |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | THEN THEY CAN ADD SOME MORE STARS ON THEIR LOGO |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | AND BRAG HOW MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS THEY HAVE WON |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | THEY SAID WE HAVE A STADIUM |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ITS AN ATHELTIC TRACK |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | NOT A FOOTBALL STADIUM |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | THEY HAVE LOCK OUTS AT THEIR VENUE |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I COUNTED MORE PIGEONS |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | THAN SUPPORTERS AT THE GAMES |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | THE PIGEONS WERE FORCED TO PAY I HEARD |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | SO WHEN THE ANNOUNCE THE CROWD ATTENDANCE |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | THEY COUNT THE PIGEONS |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | IT HELPS I HEARD |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | THERE IS A LOCAL GREEK WHO HAS A PIGEON COUP |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | SO EVERY SUNDAY HE SENDS THEM OVER |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | TO FILL THE EMPTY SEATS |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | THERE'S A BIT OF COMPETITION FOR SEATS AT THE GROUND |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | ANOTHER LOCAL PIGEON BREEDER IS OFFERING |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | DISCOUNTED RATES FOR HIS PIGEONS TO ATTEND |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | ITS BECOME A PROBLEM FOR THE BOARD |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | WHICH THEY NEED TO SORT OUT |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | BEFORE THE NEXT NPL SEASON |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | THEY THOUGHT THEY WON THE BID |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | BECAUSE SOME GREEK GUY JOINED THE FFA BOARD |
