| 00:00 - 00:03 | Week 14 of fantasy just wrapped up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Jas locked up the 1 seed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your brother grabbed the 2 seed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Jacob clinched the 3 seed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Winning 4 in a row to close out the season |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine I can be the 4 seed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm confident I can defeat Jas |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Show me your TD's |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ryan outscored you by 7 points |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You missed the playoffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that thinks this is karma for OU get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 7 freaking points! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is Ertz's fault for only scoring 3 points |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Best TE in the league my ass! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Unbelievable!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 4 months down the damn drain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | First I lose Bell and now this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bell and his selfish ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You still did well despite losing Bell |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I still missed the playoffs you Twat Waffle |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You should be proud! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Proud of what? Being the first loser? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'd rather be last |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I could accept that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is worse than what happened to Huser Daddy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why do I enjoy this shit? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It just hurts my poor soul every damn year!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And to watch Ryan and Jacob's cocky asses in the playoffs makes it worse |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can a rookie make it? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's because he's no mere rookie |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's a sleeping giant |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A true fantasy beast.... a legend! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why did we let me in? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FML |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just bend me over and shove it in |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd rather that than to miss the playoffs by 7 points |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This must be karma for OU beating Texas |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should have kept my mouth shut |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I had to be an ass |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll learn to be quiet next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm overreacting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just really wanted to win you know |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For once |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought I deserved it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least OU is the College Football Playoff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we'll win the title |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | pffff, Bama will Rape us! |
