| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir AJ has called in sick for tomorrow again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is the 3rd time now |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has been seen working in corner shops here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is on balby road |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And here in the town centre |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what is his excuse |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for phoning in sick again? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir he claims |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Suffering with stress |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And depression |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone apart from section leaders leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is off again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That cunt only works one day a fucking week |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He is taking the piss out of us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you fucking idiots let him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You'd better ring that turban wearing bastard now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And tell him if he isn't in this sunday |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll go to them paki shops and drag him here myself |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir he never answers his phone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck, you'd better get hold of him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What else am I meant to do sir? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just fucking sort it you retard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm sick to fucking death |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Of that paki bastard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bend over backwards to help that cunt out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Drop his shifts to one a week for fuck sake |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's stood there in his uncle's corner shop |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Laughing his fucking head off at us mugs struggling every day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He boils my fucking blood |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need rid of him I've helped him too many times |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He follows women around the shop |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Buys spirit's when double discount is on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For his uncle's shop |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He rang in to say he was going to be 5 hours late for a 6 hour shift for fuck sake |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He only works pop and beer, the list is fucking endless |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll tell you now that cunt has had it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's taken the piss too many times now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's gone end of |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Helga, you still have the horses |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to recruit for his job |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Unless any of you lot want his hours |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck the lot of you then |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll see if I can get some cover from another store for now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll speak with Sally about getting rid of Aj |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off |
