| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our Dear Leader has warned his people of an incoming disaster |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Frotter has been spotted in the DMZ |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Like a hairless gorilla |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Soaked in lube |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Stay inside at all times |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | If you come into contact with frotter do not make eye contact |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | If he catches you pray for a fast and painless death |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Dear Leader save us |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | News just in Frotter has reached Pyongyang |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Men, women and children are not safe |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Look up your livestock and pets |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | God, Allah, Ganesh! Save us! |
