| 00:00 - 00:03 | Final exams are this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | today we will find out |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who will take the test and |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | who will be exiled to berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and subjected to enhanced interrogation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | surely no one is qualified |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to miss my exam |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Massey |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | lots of people |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | either have A's or perfect attendence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Perhaps the class was too easy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't like Forrest Gump leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Perfect Attendence! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do you come everyday! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Robert , Tamara, and Preston,we can never escape you! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The computer says Zach, but we all know he had surgery! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He didn't need an appendix anyway |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Also Annabelle and Natalie |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | always here, making the class look too easy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even Jayden and Henry and Bryce never leave! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Massey you should encourage attendance! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You be quiet! I want to watch Netflix and funny Russian videos! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Massey, you can watch that with everyone! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone, everyone, EVERYONE MUST TAKE NOTES! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And number the slides! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Yes I know there's no reason |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But that's what schools about |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | doing things for no reason at all |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I see there are more who are "exempt" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Trinity never stops talking, and she's still exempt! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Michael, Ethan, and Dylan are all |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | exempt, and they're worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There's Preston, Julian, and Jaheim |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He might win the Subject Award, but still |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to torture with my test! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least there are a few |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | few unlucky souls who I will subject |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to the exam version of having your wisdom teeth removed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Three, maybe four hundred questions... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SHORT ANSWER! In Klingon! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All trick questions that will put Jacob to sleep! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Camryn will bring her blanket if its cold |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess that's it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to give a test to ten people who never study |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or stay awake |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least they can check out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But there's always that one, that one |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who will not leave til the last bus runs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I've got to find Bubba! |
