00:00 - 00:03 | As you can tell, |
00:04 - 00:05 | PES has had a great year. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Backlogs are down, DQ has been high. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The whole office is looking forward to celebrating |
00:12 - 00:15 | the end to a successful year! |
00:17 - 00:19 | Thats very pleasing. Now, |
00:19 - 00:21 | where will the Xmas party be held this year? |
00:24 - 00:26 | James... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Xmas... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Xmas party will be at the Kitchen Workshop. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It was decided that would be the best option. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a VPSG3, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | THE KITCHEN WORKSHOP!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That same shithole we went to last year? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Of all the options we could choose? |
01:25 - 01:28 | We decide on a cheap buffet filled with gambling addicts |
01:29 - 01:31 | and people with eating disorders? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I knew they would do this! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Every year they screw us over! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Planning a half-arsed Xmas party... |
01:40 - 01:42 | James the Kitchen Workshop is a reputable restaurant with nice food- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Its salmonella served straight from a bay marie!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | James, management tried their best |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well their best is BULLSHIT! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They need to pull their finger out! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And listen to what people want! |
01:57 - 02:00 | $40 per person is not unreasonable for an Xmas party! |
02:00 - 02:03 | There are SO many other places we could go |
02:04 - 02:08 | The Hof, the Brauhaus, Melbourne Public! |
02:08 - 02:13 | All fantastic choices that shit on the Kitchen Workshop! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Even the bloody Mail Exchange would be better than this! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And dont get me started on people like Sonia, who get to go to the European Bier Cafe! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I give so much of myself. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am the heart and soul of this office. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The undisputed G-O-A-T of PES. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And all I ask |
02:43 - 02:47 | is for one day a year where we can head out to a nice establishment |
02:48 - 02:53 | and eat good food and drink ourselves stupid! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And what do I get!? |
02:56 - 02:59 | The god damn $22.90 buffet special at the Kitchen Workshop |
03:00 - 03:02 | right smack in the middle of the cesspool which is Crown Casino. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its going to be okay, Christine. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it wont be so bad... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can have some roast veggies, a few salads... |
03:25 - 03:26 | A couple beers... |
03:31 - 03:33 | And then maybe well all kick in for some fun afterwards... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Although well most likely end up somewhere shit, like the Wharf. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And Dan will probably show up... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe Ill just stay back and work til 3pm... |