00:00 - 00:03 | Aaron Jones managed to get a touchdown and has 18 points |
00:04 - 00:05 | But Brees only has 13 |
00:05 - 00:07 | and Kamara 13 as well |
00:08 - 00:12 | Cobb got 13 but was on the bench, we started Crabtree who barely got 4 |
00:12 - 00:15 | And Sutton, our pickup of the week, only managed 2.3 |
00:17 - 00:19 | No one on the Sawks is scoring |
00:19 - 00:21 | We should still be fine |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Meatness |
00:27 - 00:28 | Prescott |
00:31 - 00:33 | Prescott got 3 TD's in the 4th quarter and OT |
00:34 - 00:36 | And Smith-Schuster went off for 32 |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except for Meatloaf, Beef Brisket, Krebs, and Hot-Link |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is some BULLSHIT! |
01:15 - 01:17 | EVERY FUCKING YEAR, I GET HOSED! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I spend weeks studying every goddamned player... |
01:25 - 01:28 | ...listening to sports radio... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I even listened to Jim Rome! |
01:31 - 01:34 | God knows why I read that shit blog "Fantasy SS" |
01:34 - 01:37 | And you dipshits sit around and wonder what went wrong |
01:37 - 01:40 | this is 2013 all over again! |
01:40 - 01:42 | In 2013 we were the #1 seed, top in points |
01:42 - 01:46 | What is your goddamn POINT you shiny faced fuck? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Meatness, we're 8th in points this year. |
01:48 - 01:52 | And whose fucking fault do think that is? |
01:53 - 01:54 | All of you! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And that know-all douche Sean Payton, |
01:57 - 02:00 | let's just say, if I see him, that afterwards |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'll be sure to send his mom his dick in the mail! |
02:04 - 02:08 | 27 points for Brees and Kamara is pathetic! |
02:08 - 02:13 | 18 points the week before, you can't make this shit up |
02:14 - 02:16 | Our offense is built around those guys |
02:17 - 02:21 | Brees and I have lunch plans this week, I'm cancelling! |
02:27 - 02:29 | What happened to Big Meat? |
02:30 - 02:34 | People seem to forget, I am Mister Meat! |
02:34 - 02:36 | That used to mean something |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fantasy blows |
02:43 - 02:47 | I swear to Christ if that dickass commissioner wins, I'll shit myself! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Can you imagine having to listen non-stop, "Rollers, Rollers" |
02:54 - 02:56 | The guy doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground |
02:56 - 02:59 | Somehow you let him and seven other teams score more points than US! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Making an absolute mockery of the Meat name! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's an idiot. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I suck at fantasy football. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I mean, every year it really FEELS like my year |
03:25 - 03:26 | Always ends the same |
03:31 - 03:33 | I don't know what else to do |
03:40 - 03:46 | I've always said that if Asgard scored more points than us, I'd fire myself again |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm a fucking Douchebaguette |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm sorry for yelling so much |