| 00:00 - 00:03 | He Dad, whats up, Jor here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Did you see Josh clinched 2nd place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it looks like Jamie will make it in too |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If Phil loses Uncas gets 4th, you play him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He needs 23 points Monday night |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He has 3 guys, its fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Phil sneaks in and we crush him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Its already the 4th and Phils down big |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Vikings havent scored |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its over, Phil lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We play Uncas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kruegers, get out, why are you always here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuck! Uncas spends 40 hours a week at this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What if we lose |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That leaves Jamie or Josh |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are dicks, all of them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I asked if trading Kamara was a good idea you two morons |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You dont have to login, give 1 good opinion per year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You leeches, I spend hours on this and you provide nothing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Cheap pricks, who doesnt have 100 bucks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | How dare you, I chipped in my 30 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 30! You couldnt manage an ant farm |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Im smart, dont insult me, stop calling me Fredo Jeff |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You said Sony was the future you bald moron |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You said we would fly to the championship with Cooks |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now 3 Nelsons stand in my way |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 3 pricks who talk non stop shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I need this, I cant even lift anymore |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What should I do, hang with Brett |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You screwed this team |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Conor isnt even healthy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hill has a bum foot |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My God, what if we lost and play Josh for third |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He didnt even draft the team, we might lose |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Im not sharing 100 bucks with you two morons |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Next year im making Jordan pay for me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The prick ate me out of house and home for 18 years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Go save some cans and pay for your own team, pricks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DAMMMMMIT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Nelsons are all pricks, just pricks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And fuck the Patriots too, who is Devlin |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ERRRRR |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All is lost |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Uncas make me feel like a little girl |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nelsons make me sad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need 60 out of Mahomes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im sad |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need to feed on frozen candy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and im going to eat on the toilet |
