00:00 - 00:03 | Well Bobby, people are moaning again |
00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently the sweetener is ruining coils |
00:05 - 00:07 | Complaints are running high |
00:08 - 00:12 | They're saying we should put less in, and deliver faster |
00:12 - 00:15 | Because DPD are total jackasses |
00:17 - 00:19 | Your concern is noted |
00:19 - 00:21 | But unnecessary |
00:24 - 00:26 | But Bobby, really? |
00:27 - 00:28 | The customer is always..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They're really upset |
00:34 - 00:36 | They want it cheaper too |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave me, now. Except you three imbeciles |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Can they not understand English?? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I've said this a hundred times! I'm not changing my fucking recipes for anyone. Nothing! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I made these myself, with my own hands! Me! |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're like my children |
01:31 - 01:34 | I don't ask you to change your children do I? |
01:34 - 01:37 | I bust my arse trying to give them value for money |
01:37 - 01:40 | And top quality eliquid for cheaper |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Bobby, the email box is filling up |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck you slack jawed gobshite |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Bobby, they used bad words |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look like a cheap prostitute? Here for you to fuck? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Well, do I? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Have you bought me flowers? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Because you're fucking me right now! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Am I on I'm a celebrity get me out of here? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Because I'm not doing this for your bullshit entertainment am I? |
02:08 - 02:13 | My workforce slave to make the best tasting liquid for a great fucking price |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is a fucking art form right here |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't just pull these flavours out of my arse and shit them into a bottle |
02:27 - 02:29 | You ungrateful fucking wretches |
02:30 - 02:34 | I've always done my best to make the best liquid I can |
02:34 - 02:36 | Something that people will love to vape |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's shite |
02:43 - 02:47 | I should just make tasteless bullshit like the B&M home brew horse piss |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just add some donkey piss to the VG and call it premium liquid |
02:54 - 02:56 | And charge double the price |
02:56 - 02:59 | And instead of using DPD I've got a better plan |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'll deliver it with a fucking teleporter |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, teleporters aren't real |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm really sick of the drama |
03:19 - 03:23 | I bet Paul Harrison doesn't get this grief |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'm tired |
03:31 - 03:33 | I feel like an England Manager |
03:40 - 03:46 | Just trying to do right by the people, but I still get my balls crushed by them |
03:46 - 03:49 | And as far a the black Friday sale goes |
03:53 - 03:56 | You can suck my dick |