We have looked everywhere for Allard
He cannot be found
We checked some trails here
We think he may be here but we cannot be sure
I don't understand
where Allard can possibly be
he has to be somewhere
Im not sure, sir,
I think he is visiting his girlfriend in Idaho
She is really good looking...
Why is it that Allard gets all the girls?
We MUST find Allard
He told me I could ride in his cool army truck!
He is so damned handsome
and gets so many girls...
Ive been with Allard many times
Now, no one can find him
Now no ride in an army truck!
And I have no girl either
But you are not has handsome as Allard
No one is as handsome as Allard
In fact, you're a lunatic,
Of course I'm a lunatic that throws pencils!
Because I have no
cool army truck!
and no girls either
Bring in Allard's last girlfriend
Bring her to the front
The pretty one..
I just want a cool army truck
And a pretty girl to ride around with
Just a cool army truck like Allard
Is that too much to ask?
A truck and a girl with big shoulders...
That's all I want
And to be handsome like Allard
I'll never be as handsome as Allard
And I'll never get girls like Allard
Allard is SO very handsome
Have you seen how handsome he is?
I cry when I think of how handsome Allard is, too
I just wanted a ride in Allards truck
My good friend Peter Schneider said it was so much fun
I guess I can go see Joe
He's quite handsome as well
But Joe doesn't have a cool army truck
But he does have a good looking wife
And a cool rock buggy