00:01 - 00:04 | Hi, Billy Mays here for Hacker-Away! |
00:04 - 00:07 | The new product that terminates hackers when they instantly join ROBLOX! |
00:07 - 00:10 | Hacker-Away is powered with Termaspray, |
00:10 - 00:12 | a new patented formula that instantly terminates ROBLOX users when they instantly join. |
00:12 - 00:14 | It's like spraying the servers! |
00:14 - 00:15 | Stick Hacker-Away to a ROBLOX hacker, |
00:15 - 00:17 | so you'll know who to terminate. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ordinary servers terminate only the account, |
00:19 - 00:22 | but Hacker-Away will know your IP address |
00:22 - 00:23 | so it will terminate you no matter how many accounts you create! |
00:23 - 00:26 | Hacker-Away has the power to terminate up to 300,000 accounts |
00:26 - 00:29 | that ordinary servers could only terminate! |
00:29 - 00:31 | Just check out Jared Valdez. |
00:31 - 00:34 | He could really use some Hacker-Away. |
00:34 - 00:38 | Now, watch this random footage of a drill! |
00:38 - 00:41 | Hacker-Away...ummm...I can't think of any more stuff. Wait, thought incoming! |
00:41 - 00:43 | Here's something you can't do with servers! |
00:43 - 00:46 | Hacker-Away can know your IP address and wait, I already said that. |
00:46 - 00:49 | Why am I speaking Japanese? |
00:49 - 00:52 | Didn't we do that footage already? |
00:52 - 00:54 | Anyways, |
00:54 - 00:59 | the weight of this tractor trailer |
00:59 - 01:03 | represents 50,000 ROBLOX hackers' acounts when terminated by Hacker-Away! |
01:03 - 01:04 | BWAAAAH! |
01:04 - 01:07 | Billy, you're not a *ERROR* Rabbid. |
01:07 - 01:10 | Shouldn't you get back to selling cleaners, caption? |
01:10 - 01:12 | Oh God, I'm talking to myself. |
01:12 - 01:14 | Billy: Wait, didn't I die in 2009? |
01:14 - 01:20 | Caption: Yes, and why are you still selling random products people don't actually need? |
01:20 - 01:23 | Random Mameshiba: Did you know? This is the only Japanese Billy Mays commercial and this is the ghost of Billy Mays. |
01:23 - 01:25 | Caption: Wait, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?? |
01:25 - 01:29 | Caption: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH |
01:29 - 01:30 | Billy: It has the strength to lift a cinder block. |
01:30 - 01:36 | Wait, I thought we were talking about a new type of server, not an epoxy. |
01:36 - 01:42 | Call right now and we'll send you 4 sticks of Suicide Putty. |
01:42 - 01:45 | Caption: Only over 2,000 DOLLARS!!!! HOLY SMOKES |
01:45 - 01:52 | YEN, not dollars. |
01:52 - 01:57 | Call now! And say it in a funny accent! |
01:57 - 01:58 | Billy: Fine. |
02:00 - 02:01 | Billy: Happy? |