| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sears is in serious trouble. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have cut all we can cut |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are in a death spiral |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Eddie Lampart is 100% responsible for this |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He comes in like a raging bull, cutting this and cutting that. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At first, profits rise! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stock prices soar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We knew it wouldn't last |
| 00:34 - 00:42 | The Auto Centers are running amok. Customers vehicles shake like a 10 cent motel bed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who the fuck left this douchebag in charge? You men stay. Everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was Eddie thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Treating the Auto Centers as his personal toilet! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Pissing off customers so bad that History Channel could film a reality show in the waiting room! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does he think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We have no customers left! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How many more stupid catch phrases will he come up with? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cascade meetings? Blue wrist bands? Posters? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have they done any good? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he is trying everything he can think of |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like shop your way rewards? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, shop your way accounts for 70% of our business |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're going broke, you ignorant fucktard! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 1 billion$ loss last year |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same ol' shit every year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why is this jackass still running the show? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Have you seen his 40 million $ home in Miami? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you tried to call 88 sears? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They can hardly speak english! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What happened to the friendly American people who used to answer the phones? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These assholes that answer now, should be working at 7-11 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Customers who used to come in |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're gone, never to return. Where did they go? |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | Tire Kingdom? The dealer? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How much can we take? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When a customer does come in |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they ask if it's always this dead |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. It is........ |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do we think we're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This place is going down, quick! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lil' Momma. Life will go on..... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is nothing we can do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can just sit back and laugh at his stupidity |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yale fucktard |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to don our parachutes now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When the time comes, we will haul our boxes out of this shit hole and never look back. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The retard farm will be closed for good |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thanks for letting me rant. |
