| 00:00 - 00:03 | Theresa May has not managed to get the required votes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The DUP scuppered the vote |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They made sure that the vote failed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have also withdrawn support and are after a General Election |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in short they are going to screw Theresa royally |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the hell happened? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely we can give them more money |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They aren't interested in money now |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jacob is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jacob is about to take over the government |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Queen is about to appoint him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't needed can get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened here? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supposed to make sure that no one could |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | read the bloody thing and would get tired of it after a few pages |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Have you completely lost your ability to Newspeak? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You bunch of incompetent shits |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We need the UK to fund us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll go bankrupt if they leave properly |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then we'll be sunk good and proper |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe we can mount a propaganda offensive |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think thats going to fool them? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Surely we could cobble something together |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You snivelling little idiot, you think they are fools? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are beyond propaganda now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There'll be no money for the army |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There'll be no money for EU pensions either |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Your old age will be a nightmare |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You'll force us to eat beans on toast daily |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then we'll all smell because we fart all day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Have you not realised this yet? You imbecile |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This was meant to save us from all of this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You've condemned us to penury |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How will I afford steak now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There'll be no money to buy it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You cannot comprehend what |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this all will mean to us here in the EU |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This will be a horrible nightmare |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I'll make sure you know about it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | in great detail and make you suffer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll use your guts for garters you idiots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure he won't use yours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jeremy will create havoc |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's nothing much we can do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we will be in the wilderness |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I was looking forward to the money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it would have sorted out our problems |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now we will all suffer horribly. |
