| 00:00 - 00:01 | Gentlemen next item on the agenda |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Fuhrer's cycle trip |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This year we visit the Spanish costas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The trip has been organised by Herr Martin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This years trip has been organised by Herr Martin |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | The Fuhrers cycle trip next year |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | He's promised a flat mainly downhill course |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's organised an easy course with 5 star accommodation and no contracto's |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | An excellent plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | maybe they'll be no complaining from Herr Mac |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there was a hitch |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it looks like we going via Ronda and Granada |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it might be a bit lumpy and hot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You fuckwits get out of my sight - all except Herr Tutt, Herr Goodwin and Herr Kelts |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck have you done |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the same thing happened last year you dipshits |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | another complete cock up you bunch of useless twats |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do i have to do everything myself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We almost died in Portugal last year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Spain will be full of greasy womanising diegos |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Shitty paella and warm beer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What a fucking shit hole |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it'll be sunny and warm |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It'll be too hot you twat |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer we have great support crew |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't believe that propaganda |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and i refuse to share with Herr tutt |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's like staying in a zoo |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | farting, snoring and ankle deep in water |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the smell is unbelievable |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | well I'm not fucking having it anymore |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | never again will i be humiliated |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | my short fat hairy legs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | can't keep up with you wankers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | every year I'm left at the rear |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | well I'm not having it any more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i can't trust any of you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Next year I'm picking the route |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and we're using e-bikes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You know who i really blame |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that bastard Herr Kelts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Every year he says he's undertrained |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and overweight - all lies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he gets faster every year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But the new guys are main concern |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Herr Mullins and Hutton |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | too bloody quick up hills |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and filming my every move |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm a reasonable man all i wanted was a nice holiday |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | good food and my own room |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe next year |
