| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have taken control over all social media |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Berlin has succesfully been invaded |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | by our instagram thots. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All moms are using facebook and embarrassing their children |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the tinder pedophiles are doing their job. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How is our musically case evolving? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How is it working out? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...musically... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Musically has been taken over by TikTok, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's not coming back. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not made a TikTok video yet, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could this happen!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I loved that app so much! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can such a great app with a strong community just disappear? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can we let those TikTok noobs take over? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry! Musically will return! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First vine and now this bullshit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We don't need more riffraff like Jake Paul on youtube. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention all the fortnite dances. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I actually really like the floss and orange justice. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those dances are only for Jews! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Goebbels said he also liked the floss. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And I said they're for 9 year old noobs, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 9 year old Jews! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For my part you can go |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and buy some V-Bucks with Goebbels |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to create your own Aryan race! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We fought so hard for this and now it's all gone. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you want to know how this happened? Well let me tell you! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's because you idiots could not defeat an inferior army. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am doing my best to conquer the world but you have to help me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But instead, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we are defeated by a bunch of furries. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get yourself togheter! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Because from all people, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I expected it the least from you guys! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can you at least tell me why TikTok is so much better than musically. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Never mind I don't want to know it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's probably because of that stupid Tracer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She's not funny at all do you hear me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I also make TikTok videos. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've got nothing to live for anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe musically comes back if I commit suicide. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the only option. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I really don't want to do this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but I am a nobody without musically and I can't live without it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and neither should you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But that's your choice. |
