| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nominations for the Best Personality 2013 are now being held on WIPP Mr Flay |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have Sock Puppets set up in Surfdale, Blackpool |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Palm Beach ready to vote for you |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And since all of FTW have been blocked by WIPP members |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they are using their partners' facebook accounts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't forget Freeman |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's still a few people who read his comments |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Freeman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Freeman has accepted nomination |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has put himself forward for Best Conspiracy Theorist Category |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has Freeman blocked leave the room. Bob, Will, Watson stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean Freeman is nominated? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There are only two people who don't have him blocked and I'm one of them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How could he do this to me? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I let him in on the Waiheke War Strategy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I made him a General in our Army! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I gave him one of my sock puppets to make him feel included! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what about those traitorous WIPPers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I make jokes with those little winkie-smilies and this is how they repay me? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I do make a point of liking all of your comments whenever I'm online |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Watson, can't you see it's of no help? It makes me a laughing stock! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fuhrer, if I didn't like your posts you'd have no support |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Every bloody time! You can't just like one or two |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | it has to be every single comment! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're fired Watson, do you hear me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'd rather have no likes at all than everyone tittering that you secretly fancy me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I'm not sure they're wrong! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Mark Bloody Freeman! Why would they vote for him and not me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I gave them all pet names that took me so long to think up - KP for instance... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I single-handedly cost the A-Team their election campaign! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Declared peace and good will on WIPP every few months, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | to keep them really confused. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If it wasn't for that creature Alan Knight getting some laughs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with his kilt on and nothing up his skirt... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | his swagger |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But my Welsh kilt shrunk in the wash and no way was I going to wear a mini! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Otherwise I'd have to tuck everything up and under... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the last time I did that it was a disaster |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and my voice has never been the same! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No, I don't stand a chance! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay KP, I hear it's still in functioning order... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it I'm done with Waiheke |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The war is over, I have lost the Personality Competition |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mark's got it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to Hawkes Bay. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hear there are troubles there and with my military experience |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Strategy genius |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll save the Bay. |
