| 00:00 - 00:03 | Super Bowl weekend is Chinese New Year so |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | golf is at Royal Links and Bali Hai |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's the best Michelle can do. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're doubling up in 10 rooms with dinners at the buffet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Super Bowl party is at the sports book |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's all bullshit! Call Michelle |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to talk to her right away. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Michelle... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Michelle is not returning our calls. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're not sure we even have rooms. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who flew in on Bo Wood's jet, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING Chinese New Year! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the hell does Michelle think I'm going to room with? Tom Reilly? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His pants smell like Arturo Fuente took a shit in them. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Golf on Goddamn goat paths, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | meals at 4:30 in the afternoon, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | rooms on the 4th floor near the elevator |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you can forget about switching to Caesars. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the cocktail waitresses are so old they fart dust. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, maybe Witzman and Westfall can pay for everything in advance... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot! The pre-bill at XS is more than those two clowns make in a year. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The young guns were hoping for the fancy suite |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Last year they left it in worse shape than Lou Lauk's golf swing. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It haunts my dreams... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they left it looking like Prince Harry... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | crashed a helicopter full of hookers in it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This trip is going to be lamer than |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dodge Sales Days at Key Chrysler |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's so fucked up, everyone's going to be leaving on Saturday with the Williams Brothers. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is a classic example of bad things happening to good people. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Michelle is going to pay for this worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I'm done with her, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | she'll be lucky to have a job in this place |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | walking Steve Wynn's dog. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And don't suggest Pro Bowl weekend... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They don't even pretend to play defense. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Andy Dalton played in that game 2 years ago. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dudley Taft could throw for 200 yards |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kevin McNamara could rush for 400. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's not a game. It's a sham of a hoax. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Lisa, Thad won't have to room with Gil. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We had a nice trip going... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...good golf, good food, then I had to get fancy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do I deserve this? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... banged in the ass? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm changing this year's theme from "The Moral Cliff" to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... "Welcome to My Clusterfuck!" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My struggle continues... Oy vey! |
