| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer the trail builders have been in again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | HP Sauce & Monkey trousers have been sanatised! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have put down 2 tons of natural gravel. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Taken out all the roots n rocks and smoothed it off. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I loved those trails, especially camel toe rock and the jump after it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I hope they havnt touched them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Errrm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The TTB have bypassed the rock and the jump. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And filled all the holes with natural gravel. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who used to ride around that jump.....leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuckin toonie mincers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They dumb down all the best bits and build trails with no flow! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuckin natural gravel indeed! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They havnt a fucking clue. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hijacking mincers in the car park |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and asking them to build trails...they will turn Thrunton into fucking Glentress. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, some people cannot ride them. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cannot ride them?!! Then they should stick to the fire roads! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, FC wants trails for everyone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone?!! Those trails were there long before the TTB. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Natural, rooty, rocky and technical. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They were for proper mountain bikers.....not Audi driving mincers. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 29ers and Audis.....bastards!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Does anyone know these cock suckers? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They are turning our trails to shit..boring and awkward. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They cant even brash a tree properly. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 'Keep trails natural'...what a crock of shit! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They dont even ask the locals |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People who have been riding in these woods for decades |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Know every trail inside out. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Faceless tossers!!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Rather than actually learn how to ride something....they dumb it down. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just so they can tell their friends and familes they are mountain bikers. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with their full face helmets |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | seven inches of coil sprung travel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | videoing everything in site to show all their friends |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And fucking Strava on their i phones |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry I will get you a Garmin for Christmas. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a lot of friends from the toon. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some of them are really good riders...but this lot are giving them all a bad name. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In theory the group is a good idea |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But in practice it just does not work. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Too many chiefs and not enough indians .....how can they decide what to do? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | FC are just as bad supplying them with gravel and car park passes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it get my saw, I'm going to open up some deer tracks. |
