| 00:00 - 00:03 | So far, Christmas is going well. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And soon, so shall you. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your 5 tons worth of presents are being put under the tree as we speak. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Every present on your list is there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did Ben get "GTA 5"? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I asked him myself to get it... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Benjamin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Fegelein didn't get you Grand theft auto. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He claimed it was too good for you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ...Everyone who has Grand theft auto 5... Get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That arse ignored my request! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That idiotic Benjamin ignored my request! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I went out of my way, to personally ask him to get it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could he? It's Christmas... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Christmas has been ruined! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should've known he'd do something like this... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Again, and again he's fooled me! Why did I ask him!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The thing I wanted most i'll have to wait another year to get! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer next year you'll get it and you'll enjoy it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No I wont! No one will play it by then! It will be uncool! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, i'm sure at least a few people will still play it! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah! The poor and weird kids and the hacking annoyances! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My pencil present! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That was from Keitel... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I really liked that pencil as well! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even if the lead inside was broken! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean, even if it was rubbish... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...The thought of him giving away a pencil to me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was a touching thought! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Over in Russia their leaders are getting tons of presents! Like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've had my time to think. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I have a plan, to kidnap Santa Claus! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | HE'LL get me presents, unlike Ben! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ben... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How dare that donkey arse defy my requests! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He could've at least declined the offer and told me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now i'll kill him! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He has unleashed hell, I WILL Kill him. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will make sure he does personally! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Jack, he wont kill you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My Christmas has been ruined... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gone to hell. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You know what to do... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Okay, that was good. Maybe tug a little more next time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But hey, you've can never make perfection. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Merry Christmas everyone... |
