| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, This are all the things that you and your cousin ordered in eBay |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The sellers said they should be arriving by this days |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All of this had free shipping so they may not arrive |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also they are send from China and it is a long distance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they may get lost or stolen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am resigned... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure they won't arrive me nor my cousin |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | To your Cousin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To Your cousin it has been delivered two things already... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he may get more... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been victim of the mail stealing, Get out ! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want those stuff... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wants so much those stuff... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why do my Cousin have to be so Lucky ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Since we both were children he has been always so lucky |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All my cool stuff are lost ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and he already have two of them, this is so unfair |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I ordered more things than him... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what were the possibilities of his stuff arriving first ? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer he ordered his stuff four days earlier than you.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That doesn't matter it have passed more than four days ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer the delivery date goes until January, be pattient |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Patience won't make my stuff to arrive ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want them now ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will have to wait and just see how my cousin gets his stuff... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was resigned that they were lost ! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then my cousin comes and tells me that he already have some stuff |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | for getting excited and giving me hope for what ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For only suffer because he is so fucking lucky, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I will remain here like Hachi waiting for nothing... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have pay the shipping by UPS as did Stalin ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My cool stuff are lost... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will never have another chance of getting that things... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are impossible to get by other means... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The mail men... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those motherfuckers are responsable of stealing my shit... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I don't understand what do they want that things for ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those were only for me, for they are useless... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Next time I see one of them, I swear I will kill him |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and turn him into Pasha's food |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry He wont feed Kira with that shit... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the worst thing is that my cousin has already got his stuff |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Me and my brother won't get anything... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's so sad ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We won't get the jackets... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Nor my Mockingjay pin, Nor my passport cover to seem British... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we won't have my commie hat with so much #SWAG |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck all Mexican Mail |
