00:00 - 00:03 | The Vegas trip is all set. |
00:03 - 00:08 | I can't even reach them. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The theme is: "If you like your mone |
00:05 - 00:10 | call my shoelace, guy |
00:05 - 00:07 | we'll keep your money." |
00:07 - 00:12 | tell him the trip's off |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's the same crew as always. Charlie is coming in from Berlin |
00:12 - 00:17 | Damn, I think my hemorrhroid just exploded. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Bob Mahoney took him to the zoo there. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Westfall and Witzman |
00:19 - 00:21 | tell them to bring their Amex cards |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ...have maxed out their credit cards |
00:34 - 00:36 | Michele sez we'll have to stay at Ceasars |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who flew in with Bo, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Charging your kids christmas presents |
01:18 - 01:23 | and leaving no room to book our rooms? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | It will be impossible to get a Coors lite |
01:34 - 01:37 | The cocktail waitresses there are so old |
01:37 - 01:40 | they fart dust when you tip them $5. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Caesars has been renovating... |
01:42 - 01:46 | The only renovation that will help that place is nuclear bomb |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you used to love Caesars. |
01:48 - 01:52 | That was 30 years ago. |
01:53 - 01:54 | When the cocktail waitresses |
01:56 - 01:57 | were still in their 60s. |
01:57 - 02:00 | The only one who |
02:00 - 02:03 | finds them attractive is Spencer |
02:04 - 02:08 | He'll hit on any old fossil. |
02:08 - 02:13 | We need to talk to Michele |
02:14 - 02:16 | There has got to be a way |
02:17 - 02:21 | to find a golf course villa available. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I might as well be booked at New York New York |
02:30 - 02:34 | That Bombay machine in the high slots area hasn't paid off... |
02:34 - 02:36 | in last 8 months. |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's about ready to hit |
02:43 - 02:47 | I can feel it in my bones |
02:48 - 02:53 | And you can't even get me |
02:54 - 02:56 | a room at the Encore |
02:56 - 02:59 | Change the theme to... |
03:00 - 03:02 | Welcome to our Clusterfuck |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lisa, Thad can stay home. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we all should just stay home |
03:19 - 03:23 | with our wives and girlfriends |
03:25 - 03:26 | and children |
03:31 - 03:33 | and brown dogs |
03:40 - 03:46 | They miss me when I'm gone |
03:46 - 03:49 | at least they miss Thurman |
03:53 - 03:56 | look, my shoes are untied. |