| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir there are reports of an area called 'the Wirral' |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far we believe it to be either here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, or here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell,it seems to make either make believe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or simply a grammatical error embrassed by the masses of inbreds who live there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wait, are you sure it's not part of |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the greater conurbation of Liverpool? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is across the Mersey from Liverpool. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have to drive though a magic tunnel to get there... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has never heard of scousers, yoedlers and grapes, get out of the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean not from Liverpool! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do they not speak funny and steal car tyres too? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they still think they're not 'scousers'! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where do they think they live, Chesire?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're deranged! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just because you put a 'the' before the name doesn't make it so! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They can't even say chicken properly! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don't even have a John Lewis! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the standard of living there is much higher... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to put 'the' in front of your fucking name? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit, it's not called 'The Solihull' |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Voted best place to live in the UK in an independent study. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These people have no right! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we're much nicer and steal less shit!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, not all of us start smoking at 8!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I said these things to you, you wouldn't call me 'The Fucking Hitler' would you?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This needs adressing now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some pretentious scousers who can't even read their own 'welcome to' sign properly! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Does it say 'The Wirral'? NO! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I appreciate they wan't to stand out but seriously... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Look where it got 'The Jews' or 'The slaves' |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had up to here with this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of saying it willy-nilly without considering the consequences! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and not consulting anyone about it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry; they're really scousers, I promise. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And even when we tell them, they will still argue. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll still believe it's 'The Wirral'. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They'll steal all our buttons... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And all our +15inch collared shirts.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go tell them that what ever they believe, they'll never truly be from Cheshire... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they don't want to be scousers fine... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but they will always be posh scousers. |
