00:00 - 00:03 | Susan has booked another holiday |
00:04 - 00:05 | looks like the South of France |
00:05 - 00:07 | hotel in a good location |
00:08 - 00:12 | In walking distance to several good restaurants |
00:12 - 00:15 | and great historical sites |
00:17 - 00:19 | So Paul will get to see a battlefield |
00:19 - 00:21 | He should enjoy that |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | susan... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Susan is only going to Art galleries and gardens. |
00:34 - 00:36 | She is thoroughly looking forward to it |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with 'Cathedral leg' get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is she thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Taking a holiday with nothing interesting going on |
01:18 - 01:23 | No interesting visits? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What does she expect him to do! |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Every garden is the bloody same |
01:34 - 01:37 | and don't get me started on the French |
01:37 - 01:40 | Lazy, work shy, pretentious wankers! |
01:40 - 01:42 | The ladies at book group thoroughly recommended the hotel |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks to book group and their recommendations! |
01:46 - 01:48 | The town is known to be particularly beautiful in the Summer |
01:48 - 01:52 | Looking at the same buildings for a week isn't exactly Normandy landings |
01:53 - 01:54 | slow walks around the fountains |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Isn't this nicer than watching the football" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Aren't we having fun" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you having a laugh? |
02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for. |
02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
02:17 - 02:21 | I haven't been this pissed off since Blair was in power. |
02:27 - 02:29 | He could've just gone to the vale |
02:30 - 02:34 | Enjoyed his time off |
02:34 - 02:36 | and not be dragged around god awful villages |
02:41 - 02:42 | And don't even start me on the people |
02:43 - 02:47 | opening the doors of Europe to Britain |
02:48 - 02:53 | If only UKIP could get some bloody power |
02:54 - 02:56 | and stop any old foreigner walking in |
02:56 - 02:59 | Cameron hasn't got a clue |
03:00 - 03:02 | Farage will be in before you know it! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Eva, they'll never get elected. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Can't believe this |
03:19 - 03:23 | and on my starving day |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Im hungry" |
03:31 - 03:33 | I will have to lump it |
03:40 - 03:46 | Susan's so excited as well |
03:46 - 03:49 | he won't have a chance |
03:53 - 03:56 | shit. |