00:00 - 00:03 | Tuesday's ride was a disgrace |
00:04 - 00:05 | We claim to be a 'Euro-look' bunch. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Instead we look like the a Chain Reaction charity ride. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The pace line resembled a dance party.... |
00:12 - 00:15 | ...drugged up idiots heading in every direction! |
00:17 - 00:19 | "Who was riding that TT bike?" |
00:19 - 00:21 | He was fucking up the bunch form! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Fab... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...KP! |
00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, but he is the most 'Euro' of all of us. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Even on a TT bike in his speedo's |
00:53 - 00:58 | Screw that, where's Badger, Horn Dog and Baz! |
01:13 - 01:15 | It's up to us to protect the bunch look! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We look like shit on the road, riders strung out all over the place. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Doesnt matter how fast we go, its how fast we look! |
01:25 - 01:28 | If this continues we'll have to change the start time again. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We'll depart @5.30 and all those wankers can chase. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Also means we'll be guaranteed good seats at coffee. |
01:34 - 01:37 | And as for those hubbards who dont wear the right kit! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Black on white is for the fucking dirt, not the road. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Fab, this is a mates ride not a fashon show. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't fucking care, we have to look hot on the road. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Fab, we are very Euro all the girls whistle when we go past. |
01:48 - 01:52 | We look shit! We can't even hold the wheel of the bloody TT bike! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Also, what's with all this secret training? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Jim, Frank, Max...being seen doing secret k's. |
01:57 - 02:00 | They'll be stealing the Prince's KOM's now he got a wife... |
02:00 - 02:03 | ...and that bloody 'Great Dane' will be back sprinting outside the Oaks again! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We've lost our discipline, next Horn Dog will turn up in gay looking socks.... |
02:08 - 02:13 | ...and Short Shorts will be wearing no shorts! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We may as well stop shaving and put cable ties in our helmets! |
02:17 - 02:21 | ...and call ourselves the Easy Riders and ride with back packs like fucking hubbards! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I dont wake up at 4.30am... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ...to ride with homo's. I have respect! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I get my PA to organise your kit, so you can look pro. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Enough is enough! |
02:43 - 02:47 | We either agree to look fabulous on the road and agree the speed limit on Military road is 50kph. |
02:48 - 02:53 | And who came up with Wanky Weds, next it'll be Tri-bar Tues? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Cheeky is the day for the hard men. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And if you can't handle it go ride with fucking High Street flyers. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Every cyclist should wish they were a 'Boundary Rider'! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Frank, you still have the Beacon Hill sprint.. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I am just doing this to help everyone. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can't be Herr Fab unless I enforce the standards |
03:25 - 03:26 | You are all nothing without me! |
03:31 - 03:33 | I know, I used to be like all of you... |
03:40 - 03:46 | ...bike riders that looked like hubbards. |
03:46 - 03:49 | In kit that never matched and riding like shit. |
03:53 - 03:56 | The Boundary Riders is more than a bunch ride, its a statement! |