| 00:00 - 00:03 | ACE just shot a -32 in the weekend round |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They say he matched with Kar Re to alba all par 3's |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | by using a VPN to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | looks like the cunt will get away with it this time too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | unless one of our european buddies matches up with him live and records |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What bracket is my account in? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and who is leading? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You are in Ace's bracket along with Joni |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Joni shot -31 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who think i can't finish in the top 3 get the fuck out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of fucked up shit is this !? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The one time I have a decent opening round, I get royally fucked! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how much Skyler charged me this time ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Motherfucking bullshit! Should've hired Charlie Delorie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the fuck am i supposed to pay my rent |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When PD and Sky suck my hole dry with their prices |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is a fucking scam, the whole lot of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My kids are eating froot loops for lunch and dinner |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, PD made it clear that you save 60% with the new deal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its a fucking scam you silly little daft cunt! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can also buy the non qualifying offer for 1.99 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For what? Fucking Katanas? Those are a joke! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Titans are the tits! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I wanted was some snow globes type balls |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And these fucks come out with turbo balls that move so fast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that I end up slicing all my shots |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | half my turbos are lying in a fucking pond on tour 6 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And when I sent them a ticket about needle speed, they had the balls to say that its my WiFi's problem |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And i don't even have Comcast ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How the fuck is it my wifi thats the problem when i have a 100Mbps connection |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even traded my iPhone for an android |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | so that i don't get fucked by those who use landscape and notebook |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | now i can finally max out and join SYB |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Because |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im so fucking tired of Elite and watching noobs ask why someone has a 1800yd drive |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and fuck those cunts who shoot -30 and post 'hope it holds' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | those fucks deserve to rot in hell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Did you know you can share tit pics in SYB? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't even call someone a pussy in Elite |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its not you dear, its that other lady there |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Adrian Naughton could've completed T10 twice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I can't even pay someone to max this goddamn game for me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its a disgrace |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | our clan is....fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I asked PD to change my name and they told me to watch Golf Clash Tommy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to git gud apparently |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck this game. |
