00:00 - 00:03 | So, Rob has been gone 3 days now |
00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently he's hiding |
00:05 - 00:07 | In his secure bunker in Penge |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, Marcin is coping so far |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what will happen. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get hold of Rob and ask him when he's free for lunch |
00:19 - 00:21 | Perhaps we can convince him to come back... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He... he doesn't want to come back. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He wants to make a point. He wants us to fail. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was not aware of this leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Simon, Stuart. What the hell were you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Sending away such a key member of our team? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who's going to go for beers with Gareth and Steven at lunch now? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look at you. It's the last week before Christmas |
01:34 - 01:37 | I see not a bit of Christmas spirit. |
01:37 - 01:37 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter... |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there's always Marcin and Nick |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and support something without aim? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for a new drinking buddy |
01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get their drinking partner, but what of it? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Marcin takes 27 minutes to drink a beer and 'opts' out of rounds. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Nick? Well Nick has to go home and look after his children. |
01:57 - 02:00 | What will Gareth do? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Steve can't cope on his own. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Don't even get me started on the Drupal work. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Who the fuck is going to work out where the HTML is coming from? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I may have to talk to Marcin now. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Failing that, I may even have to learn PHP... |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only you would learn from history |
02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham - was it Marketing's objective? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Leandra, cake is coming soon. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose there is operation Cupcake |
03:19 - 03:23 | But who knows when that will happen |
03:25 - 03:26 | You've canned it until March... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
03:40 - 03:46 | You'll lose Gareth and Steven soon.... |
03:46 - 03:49 | They'll take anything that keeps them busy.... |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how THAT turns out... |