| 00:00 - 00:03 | The crawley team consists mainly of old fat men |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They run slow but steady, aiming for weaknesses in our defense |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In mid and fore-field |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are difficult to take down due to their low centre of gravity |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | BSMS payers are unsure how to to defend these places |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Jim: Thats fine. Just take them low |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and commit to the tackle |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jim |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've already scored two tries against us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're getting the T to convert |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jim: Tell Danny, Imran, and Harry to bring the water on |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jim: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need to fucking switch on to this game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't mind losing to a good team but this team are shit and we are better |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wake the fuck up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Secure those rucks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Make some tackles and get in their face |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Go low and they'll fucking topple over |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For fucks sake they were smoking before the match |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jim please some of us are hungover from D-Rag |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a shit you cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Please Jim we needed to express our feminity |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You keep that shit in revenge don't bring it to the rugby field |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This field is where we turn from boys to men |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Rugby is the best sport in the world |
| 01:57 - 01:58 | If you don't want to tackle, go play with those football pansies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am an ex-royal marine blah blah blah |
| 02:01 - 02:02 | I am an ex-royal marine blah blah blah |
| 02:03 - 02:04 | And I support the English Defense League |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | treat me with respect blah blah blah |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were so fucking close to the try line |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but charlie had to pass when he had an open field to the try line |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Dan Flemming's vagina got hurt and asked Khush for his knee brace |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He doesn't have any hair anyway |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Look at the shirts you're wearing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You are representing BSMS, the 2nd best best medical school in Brighton |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | -Oh shit lol why am I doing this- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | -Gonna be so late to initiation feecck- |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm gonna take all my anger out on the freshers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Im gonna shove those leeks so far into their rectums |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll be tasting it for 2 weeks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I love initiating freshers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Nate only 2 freshers have been to hospital after initiations |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I think the teams got great potential for the future season |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We just to show them how much pussy being in BSMS rugby gets you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | High quality pussy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even Keegan gets some |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jim: I love BSMS rugby, it's the only reason I didn't become a male stripper for the hen do's in Brighton |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I could have been wavying my wang in some middle aged women's face |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck this meme has gone so weird |
